Anonymous asked:
hahah I won't come off.

Please? I’ll pay you.

Anonymous asked:
You're pretty good at writing; very descriptive.

Lol, I’ve been told. Please come off anon.

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

dallonjames:

when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die


saltwatertasteslikeyourmom:

I love him.

(Source: theunknown-abyss)


(Source: idgafimawesome)


tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name